‘No really, this is not at all like yet another black jacket, I swear.’
‘Uhm, I see a black jacket though.’
‘Yes, yes…but look: no sleeves. And it is belted.’
‘Nope. Still a black jacket.’
‘…but it is longer.’
‘Sorry hon, just another black jacket you do not need. But that is just my two cents.’
Sort of how I imagine a conversation with SOH regarding this high street pick would go.
What does he know.


